Best Whiskey and Jack Daniel Quotes That Make You Laugh

Jack Daniel is a popular whiskey in America. And sometimes people search for Jack Daniel quotes for fun, wishing. Here are some quotes about it:

“Basically, I’m for anything that gets you through the night – be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.” ~ Frank Sinatra

“Rock and Roll’s got to be like Jack Daniels. You’ve got to feel it burn.” ~ Nikki Sixx

Best popular Quotes on Whisky

“I would have preferred whiskey. There’s nothing like its bold flavor and strong burn to remind you that you’re alive. And then quickly dull that feeling.”
― Melanie A. Smith, Everybody Lies

“He had never found that more than five whiskeys and soda were beneficial to law-practice.”
― Sinclair Lewis, Mantrap

“Like most Michigan natives, Ferguson had a vague knowledge of a thing called barbecue but had never actually eaten any. He was, however, intimately familiar with whiskey.”
― Doug Worgul, Thin Blue Smoke

“Does love make the world go around? Well yes. But whiskey makes it go around twice as fast.”
― James Hauenstein

“Sitting on a bar stool and sipping a shot of Jack Daniel’s washed down by a cold bottle of beer is an impeccable routine. I cannot think of a better ritual.”
― John E. Quinlan, Tau Bada The Quest and Memoir of a Vulnerable Man

A beverage of leisure is a serious business,” Shane Bowermaster was known to declare. “There can be no product of pleasure without the inverse on the end of the producer.”
― Jeff Phillips, Whiskey Pike: A Bedtime Story for the Drinking Mankind.

“I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.”
~ Darynda Jones

“In the years that followed I worked as much as I could filling my empty hours with theatres and alcohol. I found I had grown to like the taste. Maybe that was a lie. I never liked the taste except maybe of whisky. I drank it none the less and it numbed any feelings I had for a time. In my sober hours I was introduced to ‘The Order of the Red Dragon’ a little at a time.”
― LEONORA MORRISON, Red Velvet Rose

“When you feel lonely, pass on the somber days and the melancholy nights, with a pint of whiskey and a zephyr of poetry!”
― Avijeet Das

Some popular Quotes on Jack Daniel by the famous person

“Jack Daniels makes us all puke.” ~ Graham Coxon

“The blues are just a heightened sense of awareness of life’s ups and downs, and things that a guy sees after a couple hits of Jack Daniels.” ~ Steven Tyler

When you feel lonely pass on the somber days and the melancholy nights with a pint of whiskey and z zephyr of poetry!”
― Avijeet Das

 “When you feel lonely, pass on the somber days and the melancholy nights, with a pint of whiskey and a zephyr of poetry!”
― Avijeet Das

“In true rock star fashiuon, I had insomina last night and I didn’t sleep at all. So all I need is a bottle of Jack Daniels and some groupies, and I’ll be just like David Lee Roth.” ~ Chris Jericho

“Give people a taste of Old Crow, and tell them it’s Old Crow. Then give them another taste of Old Crow, but tell them it’s Jack Daniel’s. Ask them which they prefer. They’ll think the two drinks are quite different. They are tasting images”
~ David Ogilvy

“Then why don’t you and Bubba have girlfriends? (Nick) I don’t want the drama of it. After the last one burnt up all my clothes with my Jack Daniel’s Black Label collection and tried to decapitate me with my CDs, I decided I’d take a hiatus for a bit. (Mark)”
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Sitting on a bar stool and sipping a shot of Jack Daniel’s washed down by a cold bottle of beer is an impeccable routine. I cannot think of a better ritual.”
― John E. Quinlan

“Jimmy Demaret and I had the best sports psychologist in the world. His name was Jack Daniels and he was waiting for us after every round.”
~ Jack Burke, Jr.

“You know what my drink is? Jack Daniel’s. Yes, that is a wild man drink. That should come with bail money, you know what I’m saying? Because on Jack, you don’t know where you’re going to end up, but you know when you get there, you won’t be wearing any pants.”
~ Dave Attell

“I’ve done kissing scenes with people who have been loaded. I’d think, ‘Do you actually have to drink that Jack Daniels to kiss me?'” ~ Molly Ringwald

“I drink a lot of everything; beer while watching football. I have a taste for whiskey, but Jack Daniels and ginger is about as fancy as it gets with me.”
~ Jeff Gannon

“Then why don’t you and Bubba have girlfriends? (Nick) I don’t want the drama of it. After the last one burnt up all my clothes with my Jack Daniel’s Black Label collection and tried to decapitate me with my CDs, I decided I’d take a hiatus for a bit. (Mark)”
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Jimmy Demaret and I had the best sports psychologist in the world. His name was Jack Daniels and he was waiting for us after every round.”
~ Jack Burke, Jr.

“In The Jack Daniels Sessions, folktales and modern landscapes collide, exploding and reforming in the form of an intriguing and intelligent collection. Cotman seizes the stories of tired tradition and galvanizes them, setting them to dance for us in wonderful, new interpretations.”
~ Cat Rambo

“If we were a culture of high-risk alcoholics, and suddenly we had Jack Daniels piped into our houses, we would be feeding that fire. Social networking, and the internet as a whole, seems to have simply landed in an extremely fertile place in an extremely fertile time in history, when we all have these narcissistic tendencies anyway – you can go further back into the self-esteem movement, and Dr. Spock, and the ‘everybody gets a ribbon at the track meet’ sort of thing, which preceded the internet – and then you drop the internet into the middle of this, and we’ve all gone haywire.”
~ Jeffrey Kluger

“My thoughts are free to roam back to the way she leaned her head on my arm for a split second, as if wishing she could let herself go, let herself lean farther. But she didn’t, and I can’t help but respect her for that, even I know her strength is false, propped up by the shaky girders of Old Man Jack. One day soon, those girders will collapse, and her world will crumble, and I know I have to be there when that happens.”
― Jasinda Wilder, Falling into You

“One day [when I relapsed] I walked into a store and saw a little bottle of Jack Daniel’s. And then that voice – I call it the ‘lower power’ – goes, ‘Hey. Just a taste. Just one.’ I drank it, and there was that brief moment of ‘Oh, I’m okay!’ But it escalated so quickly. Within a week I was buying so many bottles I sounded like a wind chime walking down the street.”
~ Robin Williams

“All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. That’s kind of sad. If David was doing better than he used to be, then that would be different. But it was a joke and he made it that way.”
~ Sammy Hagar

“There are gods in Alabama: Jack Daniel’s, high school quarterbacks, trucks, big tits, and also Jesus.”
~ Joshilyn Jackson

Some popular Quotes on Whisky by Famous person

“Do you, good people, believe that Adam and Eve were created in the Garden of Eden and that they were forbidden to eat from the tree of knowledge? I do. The church has always been afraid of that tree. It still is afraid of knowledge. Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas. So does whiskey. I believe in the brain of man.”
― Clarence Darrow

“Whisky is liquid sunshine.”
― George Bernard Shaw

“The light music of whisky falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.”

I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey.”
― H.L. Mencken

“Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it’s time to drink.”
― Haruki Murakami, Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World



“Some of us look for the Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.”

― W. Somerset Maugham, The Painted Veil




“Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.”
― Mark Twain



“There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.”
― Raymond Chandler

“Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.”
― Compton Mackenzie

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