Best Quotes On Bourbon Quotes

Here are some bourbon quotes told by famous persons that you will enjoy. Let’s enjoy:

“The one plentiful herds of magazine writers would continue to be culled – by the Internet, by the recession, by the American public, who would rather watch TV or play video games or electronically inform friends that, like, ‘rain sucks!’ But there’s no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink.”
― Gillian Flynn

“I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon of an evening. It helps me sleep. I don’t much care what they say about it.”
– Lillian Gordy Carter

 “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.”
-Mark Twain

“You. Aren’t you one of those Morgan boys? You must be a bad one.”
― Teri Anne Stanley, Drunk on You

“He poured this to the brim with good bourbon (Miss Elling knew it was good bourbon because she had helped herself to a snifter from the flask during his luncheon absence on her third day in his employ) and spent ten minutes sipping the drink.”
― Matthew Blood

“Father Sams, a mirthful shaman, looked at a nighted photograph of actress Lar Park Lincoln beneath his glass of bourbon con hielo.”
― Jarrett McCall, The Breathing Advocate

“It was like he waved his magic wang, and I totally forgot how I’m not a gullible teenager anymore.”
― Teri Anne Stanley, Drunk on You

“A friend comes over with an Ouija board.”


” Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you can’t
have fun.”
― Kelli Russell Agodon, Hourglass Museum

“Give an Irishman lager for a month, and he’s a dead man. An Irishman is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.”

 “Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.”

-Johnny Carson

“Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.”
– Abraham Lincoln


“Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women, and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I’ll probably waste.”
– Tug McGraw

“Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey.”
– Ernest Hemingway

“Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can’t be beaten.”

“Bourbon does for me what the piece of cake did for Proust.”

“Nothing is so musical as the sound of pouring bourbon for the first drink on a Sunday morning. Not Bach or Schubert or any of those masters.”

“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small snake.”
– W. C. Fields

“He poured this to the brim with good bourbon (Miss Elling knew it was good bourbon because she had helped herself to a snifter from the flask during his luncheon absence on her third day in his employ) and spent ten minutes sipping the drink.”
― Matthew Blood


 “A good gulp of hot whiskey at bedtime—it’s not very scientific, but it helps.”
– Alexander Fleming

“I like my whisky old and my women young.”
-Errol Flynn

 “Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.”
-Compton MacKenzie

“Leaving the feasibility of testicular transplants alone for the moment, she said, “It was mostly my mistake.”
― Teri Anne Stanley, Drunk on You

“Ever had Fighting Cock?”
“You talking about the bourbon or some sex position I haven’t tried yet?” Paris asked.”
― Tiffany Reisz, The Bourbon Thief

“During his tenure as solicitor general Marshall solidified his relationship with LBJ over bourbon and Dr Pepper.”
― Evan Mandery

“Lust was edging confusion for the lead. Good sense had fallen far behind.”
― Teri Anne Stanley,

 

“Bourbon, Kentucky bourbon especially, is like Dante’s Inferno in a glass, fire walks down your throat, lungs, and heart and everything in between with an unpleasant after-taste. We got along just fine.”
― Bruce Crown,

“My mama always told me there are few things a good hug can’t cure, and those things are what bourbon’s for.”
― J.T. Geissinger


“I GOT BOURBON-FACED ON SHIT STREET!”
― Kresley Cole, Poison Princess

“A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he’s going to get sick on it.”
– Lyndon B. Johnson

“Americans are big boys. You can talk them into almost anything. Just sit with them for half an hour over a bottle of whiskey and be a nice guy.”
– Nguyen Cao Ky

 ‎”I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.”
-Ava Gardner

 “Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it’s time to drink.”
–Haruki Murakami

 “Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.”

“Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?”

-W.C. Fields

 “I have never in my life seen a Kentuckian who didn’t have a gun, a pack of cards, and a jug of whiskey.” Andrew Jackson

“My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.”
-William Faulkner

 “The light music of whiskey falling into a glass—an agreeable interlude.”
-James Joyce

“Civilization begins with distillation.”
– William Faulkner

“Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.”
– Mark Twain

“Always drink your whiskey with your gun hand, to show your friendly intentions.”
– Scottish Klondiker’s Proverb

“I have never in my life seen a Kentuckian who didn’t have a gun, a pack of cards, and a jug of whiskey.”
– Andrew Jackson

If it’s not bourbon or sweatpants, it’s going in the garbage. No, don’t get creative. Now is not a creative time. Now is a bourbon and sweatpants time.     

Justin Halpern


“A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he’s going to get sick on it.”   

Lyndon B. Johnson

“Always drink your whiskey with your gun hand, to show your friendly intentions. ”    

Scottish Klondiker Proverb

“Bourbon does for me what the piece of cake did for Proust.” 

Walker Percy

“Whiskey is liquid sunshine.”     

George Bernard Shaw

There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.”     

Raymond Chandler



“How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil’ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon – and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.”

“I was brought up to believe that Scotch whiskey would need a tax preference to survive in competition with Kentucky bourbon.”

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